Something to wear for a dodgy stomach

Design: Sorry I'm Not Listening

$16 $24

Sorry I'm Not Listening, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.

It suits party guests and festive dressers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or Christmas. If you have been searching for a funny sorry im not listening t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the sorry im not listening print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Sorry I'm Not Listening sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or a Secret Santa reveal. This is everyday wear, not costume: a family dinner, a 40 minute shit, the supermarket in December - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Sorry I'm Not Listening. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.