Go-to shirt for waiting in for a delivery

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the i dont even believe print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: farting under the covers, a bin bag that split, a shift you swapped and regret - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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