Go-to shirt for scrolling in bed

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the cool print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Cool Moms Have Tattoos is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: a bin bag that split, a lazy Sunday, taking a piss - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the cool design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions