I Can Do Anything Except Reach Top Shelf t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for getting laid

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Design: I Can Do Anything Except Reach Top Shelf

$16 $24

I Can Do Anything Except Reach Top Shelf is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or white elephant swaps. If you have been searching for a funny awesome short people t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I Can Do Anything Except Reach Top Shelf is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every awesome short people order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a fart you cannot blame on the dog, for clogging someone else's toilet, and for a booty call on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The awesome short people artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions

Does the awesome short people design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The awesome short people artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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