Don't tell me what to do you're not my cat t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for farting under the covers

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Go-to shirt for farting under the covers

Design: Don't tell me what to do you're not my cat

$16 $24

Don't tell me what to do you're not my cat started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits dog dads and pet owners in particular, and it makes an easy present around Christmas or National Dog Day. If you have been searching for a funny dont tell me what t-shirt for dog moms, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the dont tell me what print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Each dont tell me what piece is produced individually. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It pairs with jeans and muddy trainers, which is realistic for anyone who walks a dog daily. Good for being useless in bed and for the pet shop, and honestly just as good for a fart you cannot blame on the dog. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for Don't tell me what to do you're not my cat. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the dont tell me what design come in other colours?

You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The dont tell me what print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.

Is this a good gift for dog dads?

For dog dads, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

The dont tell me what design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.

Will this work for any breed owner?

The design is drawn for this breed specifically, so it lands best with owners of that breed, but the humour carries for most dog people.