I'm Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me The Table and Chairs Are Bullies and the Walls Get in the Way
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Design: If It Wasn't For Physics I'd Be Unstoppable
If It Wasn't For Physics I'd Be Unstoppable funny design to show off your geeky side. Great gift for the science lover, professor, student, physics lover, someone who teaches physics or family members that truly appreciate science. have this complex engineering art and be a proud mechanical engineer! Men, women, dads and moms.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The if it wasnt for design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of If It Wasn't For Physics I'd Be Unstoppable sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before an appointment you forgot, or on the way to sleeping in the wet patch, rather than something saved for one day a year. If It Wasn't For Physics I'd Be Unstoppable carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the if it wasnt for design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the if it wasnt for artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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