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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the christmas print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Every christmas order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Festive enough for December, wearable enough for January. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a piss at 3am, for Boxing Day on the sofa, and for the January comedown on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. Green beans casserole carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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