Go-to shirt for a dry spell

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the christmas print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Jingle All the Way Nobody Likes a Half Assed Jingler sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. This is everyday wear, not costume: a fart you cannot blame on the dog, an awkward gift exchange, the post-curry shit - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Jingle All the Way Nobody Likes a Half Assed Jingler. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions