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Go-to shirt for a bank holiday with no plans
Design: Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive
$16
$24
Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the adult print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a takeaway night, for a bus that never comes, and for a Sunday roast on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the adult design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the adult lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Most sarcasm lovers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
