Easy outfit for taking a piss

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I'm just a little ray of pitch black is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I'm just a little ray of pitch black is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a birthday you did not want, for a bad mood, and for a plan you regret agreeing to. You are not stuck with one format for I'm just a little ray of pitch black. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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