Easy outfit for pretending to be asleep

Fabric, fit and sizing

The dibs on the coach design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

The dibs on the coach shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It works for a family photo, a school pickup, or a birthday dinner without trying too hard. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the fourth load of laundry, for a swimming lesson, and for hiding in the bathroom on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The dibs on the coach artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions