Easy outfit for an argument you already lost

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I Do Pedicures On Camel Toes is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I Do Pedicures On Camel Toes is mass-produced in advance. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for taking a shit, for the toilet at your in-laws, and for running errands on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. I Do Pedicures On Camel Toes carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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