I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes
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Design: A Well Read Woman Is A Dangerous Creature
If you have been hunting for a a well read woman tee, A Well Read Woman Is A Dangerous Creature is that shirt. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the a well read woman print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about A Well Read Woman Is A Dangerous Creature is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a bus that never comes, for getting laid, and for the toilet on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The a well read woman artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the a well read woman design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the a well read woman lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?
It works well for coffee drinkers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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