Easy outfit for a fart you cannot blame on the dog

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Why Yes Actually I Can Drive A Stick is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Every why yes actually i order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for farting under the covers, for a December weekend, and for the January comedown. The why yes actually i artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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