First time drinking t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for a drunk kebab

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Easy outfit for a drunk kebab

Design: First time drinking

$16 $24

First time drinking is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits wine drinkers and cocktail fans in particular, and it makes an easy present around housewarmings or birthdays. If you have been searching for a funny first time drinking t-shirt for beer lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

First time drinking is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Punchy type, sized for a group photo at the grill.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of First time drinking sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It suits a tailgate, a beer festival, or a Saturday at the grill. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a quiet pint, for the morning after, and for a hair of the dog on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. First time drinking carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions

Does the first time drinking design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the first time drinking lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for wine drinkers?

It is one of the safer picks for wine drinkers. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Does it come in bigger sizes?

Yes. Most garments run through to 5XL, and sizing is standard unisex across the range.

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