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Easy outfit for a dishwasher nobody emptied
Design: Occupational Therapy
This is the Occupational Therapy design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the cota print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each cota piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a rainy Tuesday, for the shops, and for the leg day you skipped on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the cota design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the cota design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the cota artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
It is one of the safer picks for anyone with a dry sense of humour. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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