Comfy tee for training that is not working

Fabric, fit and sizing

I'm not sarcastic i'm just intelligent beyond your understanding is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Every im not sarcastic im order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Wear it to the vet, the dog park or a breed meetup and expect at least one conversation. Good for banging your wife and for clogging someone else's toilet, and honestly just as good for banging your girlfriend. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for I'm not sarcastic i'm just intelligent beyond your understanding. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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