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Comfy tee for the post-curry shit
Design: Queen Of The Leaf Blower
Queen Of The Leaf Blower, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the blower print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of Queen Of The Leaf Blower sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Good for the last day before payday and for cancelling plans, and honestly just as good for a booty call. A shirt for normal days. The blower artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the blower design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the blower design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?
Most coffee drinkers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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