Comfy tee for the airport

Fabric, fit and sizing

I'm Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me The Table and Chairs Are Bullies and the Walls Get in the Way is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I'm Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me The Table and Chairs Are Bullies and the Walls Get in the Way sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the post-curry shit, or on the way to a takeaway night, rather than something saved for one day a year. I'm Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me The Table and Chairs Are Bullies and the Walls Get in the Way carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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