Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite t-shirt by Artful Paws, comfy tee for eating over the sink

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Design: Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite

$16 $24

Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits coffee drinkers and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny bible t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the bible print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for the school run, for a dishwasher nobody emptied, and for taking a shit. If a shirt is not right, the bible design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the bible design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The bible artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

Most coffee drinkers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.