If You're Gonna Be Salty At Least Bring The Tequila t-shirt by Artful Paws, comfy tee for an early ferry

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Comfy tee for an early ferry

Design: If You're Gonna Be Salty At Least Bring The Tequila

$16 $24

Say it plainly with If You're Gonna Be Salty At Least Bring The Tequila, printed fresh for every single order. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits pontoon captains and lake house crowds in particular, and it makes an easy present around summer holidays or beach trips. If you have been searching for a funny beachy t-shirt for beach goers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the beachy print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. High-contrast art that holds up in bright sun and beach photos.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about If You're Gonna Be Salty At Least Bring The Tequila is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Packs flat in a holiday bag and dries fast after a swim. This is everyday wear, not costume: running out of toilet paper, hiding in the bathroom from your family, a hangover by the pool - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the beachy design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the beachy design come in other colours?

Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the beachy design holds up on every option in the list.

Is this a good gift for pontoon captains?

It works well for pontoon captains. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.

How long does delivery take?

The beachy design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.

Is it light enough for hot weather?

The classic tee is a summer weight cotton blend, and a tank top version is available if you want something lighter still.

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