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Comfy tee for an argument with a self-checkout
Design: Do Me A Favor And Stop Talking
Do Me A Favor And Stop Talking, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the be quiet print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of Do Me A Favor And Stop Talking sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the walk of shame, or on the way to an unread inbox, rather than something saved for one day a year. Do Me A Favor And Stop Talking carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the be quiet design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The be quiet artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
It is one of the safer picks for sarcasm lovers. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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