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Comfy tee for an appointment you forgot
Design: I Do My Own Stunts
I Do My Own Stunts is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
I Do My Own Stunts is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every bicycle order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a coffee run, for a fart you cannot blame on the dog, and for a Sunday roast on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The bicycle artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the bicycle design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The bicycle artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for introverts?
Most introverts take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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