Comfy tee for a piss at 3am

Fabric, fit and sizing

The make lumber cheap again design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

The make lumber cheap again shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a piss at 3am, for the toilet, and for the in-laws on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Make Lumber Cheap Again. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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