Comfy tee for a nap you did not plan

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I'm Not Always A Smartass Sometimes I'm Asleep is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I'm Not Always A Smartass Sometimes I'm Asleep sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a rainy bank holiday, for holding it in on the motorway, and for farting under the covers on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. I'm Not Always A Smartass Sometimes I'm Asleep carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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