Middle Brother t-shirt by Artful Paws, comfy tee for a booty call

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Comfy tee for a booty call

Design: Middle Brother

$16 $24

Promoted To Middle Brother Perfect for siblings, this shirt proudly displays the title "Middle Brother," acknowledging the important position within the family. Wear it with pride to family gatherings, outings with siblings, or simply as a reminder of your special bond.

It suits party guests and festive dressers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Christmas or holiday parties. If you have been searching for a funny big brother t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the big brother print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Middle Brother sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. This is everyday wear, not costume: the toilet, a quickie, a December weekend - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. Middle Brother carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the big brother design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The big brother artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for party guests?

It works well for party guests. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is this only for Christmas?

The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.