Casual shirt for the walk of shame

Fabric, fit and sizing

Don't be a Dumb Bass Funny Fishing is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Simple, high-contrast art that still reads from the far end of a boat.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Don't be a Dumb Bass Funny Fishing is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It handles an early start and a long day on the water. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for hiding in the bathroom from your family, for banging your wife, and for clogging someone else's toilet. If a shirt is not right, the aquarium design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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