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Casual shirt for a weekend at home
Design: Sometimes I Open My Mouth and My Mother Comes Out
$16
$24
Sometimes I Open My Mouth and My Mother Comes Out is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the sometimes i open my print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.
How it is made and shipped
The sometimes i open my shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Casual enough for a weekend, presentable enough for a family gathering. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the school run in yesterday's clothes, or on the way to a nappy explosion, rather than something saved for one day a year. You are not stuck with one format for Sometimes I Open My Mouth and My Mother Comes Out. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the sometimes i open my design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The sometimes i open my print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for aunts and uncles?
Good odds. Aunts and uncles tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Can I get this for a whole family?
Yes. Order multiple sizes at checkout, and the same artwork prints identically across every size and garment.
