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Casual shirt for a shift you swapped and regret
Design: A day without poker will probably not kill me but why take the risk
$16
$24
A day without poker will probably not kill me but why take the risk is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
What you get with A day without poker will probably not kill me but why take the risk is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
The card shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Good for waiting in for a delivery and for a wet school run, and honestly just as good for a dishwasher nobody emptied. A shirt for normal days. The card artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the card design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the card artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?
Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
