Everything Hurts And You Want Me To Smile t-shirt by Artful Paws, casual shirt for a hangover morning

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Design: Everything Hurts And You Want Me To Smile

$16 $24

This is the Everything Hurts And You Want Me To Smile design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.

It suits sarcasm lovers and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or no reason at all. If you have been searching for a funny everything hurts and you t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the everything hurts and you print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Everything Hurts And You Want Me To Smile is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: a shit you scroll through, a dishwasher nobody emptied, leaving the house under protest - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the everything hurts and you design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the everything hurts and you design come in other colours?

Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the everything hurts and you artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.

Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?

Most sarcasm lovers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

The everything hurts and you design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.