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Casual shirt for a Friday that got away from you
Design: First I Drink Coffee Then I Teach Tiny Humans
$16
$24
First I Drink Coffee Then I Teach Tiny Humans is printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and built for everyday wear. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The first i drink coffee design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Punchy type, sized for a group photo at the grill.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of First I Drink Coffee Then I Teach Tiny Humans sitting in a warehouse. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Good for a pub round, a BBQ, or a housewarming. Good for a beer garden and for a bad decision, and honestly just as good for the last round. A shirt for normal days. The first i drink coffee artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the first i drink coffee design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The first i drink coffee print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for beer lovers?
It works well for beer lovers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Does it come in bigger sizes?
Yes. Most garments run through to 5XL, and sizing is standard unisex across the range.
